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Byako Round Robin Round 4 Script
Mack and Sam vs Jyves
*apartment--Mack is sitting at his desk reading Red Harvest; Sam is sitting on the cot playing WA4.*
*long shot of them sitting far apart, facing away from each other*
(sounds from the TV): Jump! Once more! Attack! Accelerate!
(more TV sounds): I'm pretty confident in everything from the neck up.
*Mack turns the page*
*rumbling and a huge noise--and a strong wind blows in through the open window. Papers are blown around, and some of them hit Mack in the head*
Mack: SAAAAM!!
Sam: It wasn't me! *innocent look*
*the floor starts shaking*
Sam: Gah! What was that?!
Mack: ... *runs to the window*
Mack: ...?!
*Cad is in a helicopter, hovering right in front of the apartment window.*
Cad: Hi! *grins and waves*
Mack: What the--?!
Cad: Sorry to bother you and all, but I'm kinda lost... Do you happen to know if a "Mack and Sam" live around here?
Mack: Who's asking? *glare*
Cad: Uhh... Well, I have a special delivery from Clan Kanareshii.
Sam: Delivery? *Sam walks up beside Mack*
Cad: Yeah, I've got a for--
Cad: Say... Don't I know you guys from somewhere?
*flashback to "Finger"*
Mack: ...we've never met before.
Cad: That's weird, 'cause I could've sworn--
Mack: Nevermind that! We're Mack and Sam.
Cad: Oh...
Cad: OH! Okay, I'll just set the fortress over here then.
Sam: Fortress?
Mack: Hold it right there, bub. I don't remember anything about ordering a fortress. What's the big idea?
Cad: Well, all BRR contestants need a fortress for this round.
Mack: ...
Sam: You mean... We've got our own fortress?!
Sam: AWESOME! *runs for the door*
Mack: Hey wait-- SAM!
Sam: *running down the stairs* Wheeeee! Fortress!
*Sam runs out of the building and suddenly skids to a halt*
Sam: ...huh? *looks up*
*shot of Sam staring up at the Briefcase*
Sam: Er... There's gotta be some mistake...right?
Cad: Nope, this is it! We put your profiles in the fortress generator and...well...
*Mack shuffles over*
Mack: ...that's it? That's our "fortress"?
Mack: Oh, that's just great! Everyone else probably has a castle or tank or something heavily armed--and we'll go in fighting against them with a goddamn BRIEFCASE!!
Cad: Hey, don't go blaming the mechanics. We just followed the blueprints.
Sam: Well, it could be worse, Mack... We could have ended up with a giant pink heart-shaped fortress that shoots Cupid arrows or something.
Mack: ...you're insane.
Mack: How the hell did you get it to fit in the street, anyway?
Cad: *shrugs* It's Byako.
Mack: *facepalm* ...PLEASE tell me that it at least comes with some sort of weapon.
Cad: Even better! *takes out a remote control and presses a button*
*the Briefcase opens up to reveal the town of Dal Segno.*
Mack: .................
Sam: WOW! Our own portable paradise!
Cad: Well, I gotta go make the next delivery.
Cad: She's all yours! *hands Mack the remote*
Mack: Gee, thanks.
Cad: Don't mention it!
Cad: Just let us know if something needs fixing! *waves and leaves*
Mack: *mutters* Like your hair?
Sam: Wait... Haven't we seen that guy some--
Mack: NO.
*Mack and Sam stare at the front of the Briefcase*
Mack: How the hell are we supposed to get in?
Sam: Uhh... Try the remote?
*Mack struggles with the remote*
Sam: Maybe if you pushed a button?
Mack: Which one?! They're all the damn same!
Sam: Gimme that... *takes the remote and tries a button*
*a ladder pops out and lowers itself*
Sam: There we go!
*they climb up the ladder*
----
*they reach the main gate*
Sam: *reading the sign* "Welcome to Dal Segno"
Mack: Why do I get the feeling I'm not gonna like this?
*they walk through the gates*
*the streets are deserted, but music can be heard in the distance*
Sam: *looks around* Gee, I wonder where all the people are.
Mack: Don't tell me we inherited a ghost town...
Crew1: Hey, it's them!
Crew2: Hit it!
*one of the crew members puts on a record*
[the crew greets them with a welcome song]
Crew1: ~Welcome to our town!~
[Insert more lyrics here... Something mentioning the features of the town--bars, pubs, inns, hotels...something like that. -Kenton Alkemi 7/18/08 1:20 PM ]
Mack: What the--? Just who ARE you guys, anyway?!
Crew1: ~We're your crew, we're your crew
We're not lying, bub, it's true!~
Crew2: ~We look the same with different names,
But not one of us is blue!~
*the three pose*
Crew3: Though we are kinda lonely...
Crew2: No one visits us much, you see.
Crew123: ~But loneliness doesn't stop us from dancing 'round with gleeeeeeeeeeee~
Crew 1: Dance break!
*Sam snaps his fingers and taps along to the beat of the song*
Sam: Heey, this tune is kinda catchy!
*...then he joins them in dancing*
*Mack stares in disapproval, then rubs his temple in frustration; he notices a nearby cafe*
Mack: Give me a minute...
Sam: ~Alright, whatever you say~ *singing and dancing with the crew*
*Mack enters the cafe*
Clerk: Welcome! What can I get for you?
Mack: FINALLY someone with some sense!
Mack: One coffee, please.
Clerk: Coffee?
Barrista: Did he say coffee?
Clerk: The man wants a coffee!
Clerk: ~In the afternoon along with a guest,
Or in the early morning cramming for a test~
Barrista: ~There's only one drink that fits the situation,
Trust me--the barrista knows best!~
Clerk: I gotta have coffee--the only drink for me!
I gotta have coffee--it's way better than tea~
Barrista: How do you take your coffee, anyway?
Clerk: Black--as my soul!
Barrista: Ouch!
Mack: ...can I have my coffee now?
*the two ignore Mack and continue to sing*
Barrista: ~Way down among Brazilians coffee beans grow by the billions
So they've got to find those extra cups to fill--~
Clerk: ~They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil!~
Mack: ARGH! Forget it!
*Mack storms out while the clerk and barrista keep singing*
Clerk and Barrista: ~We gotta have coffee--as strong as can be!
We gotta have coffee--it's our job, you see!~
Clerk: ~Without my coffee, I'll continue to snore~
Barrista: ~And if I don't get my coffee, the morning's just a bore...~
*Clerk and Barrista finish up their song*
Clerk: ...hey, where'd he go?
*back outside*
Sam: I'm starving. Let's find something to eat!
Mack: Fine, whatever!
Sam: Uhh... *looks down the street and points randomly* What about that place?
Mack: I DON'T CARE! Just get me away from these idiots!
*they enter the restaurant*
*the wait staff rises to break into song; Mack stares in disgust*
*Mack leaves, dragging Sam with him, before the wait staff can start singing*
Sam: Ow! What are you--
Mack: We're leaving.
Sam: What about lunch?
Mack: There's a place across the way.
Sam: But we're right here!
Mack: I can't STAND this town! No wonder people don't want to live here!
*long shot of them walking towards the "restaurant," the fortress*
----
*Mack and Sam are sitting at a table. Mack browses the menu, while Sam looks around at the decor*
Sam: I think the restaurant at our place looks better...
Mack: Bull. I'll be damned if I have to sing for my supper.
Sam: ...isn't that what we already do?
Mack: ...
Mack: Shut it! *picks up a dinner roll (Hot Cross Bun from Odin Sphere) from the table and throws it at Sam*
Sam: OW! *the roll bounces off his head and rolls onto the floor*
Sam: *picks up the roll from the floor* ...
*...and takes a bite*
Mack: What's a French place doing serving Italian food, anyway?
*Sam shrugs*
Jyves: Hi! What'll you two be having today?
Mack: I'll try the pasta alfredo.
Sam: Pizza! The daily special, please.
Jyves: Oh! That's one of my favorites! *big smile*
Jyves: I'll be back with your orders in no time flat!
*Jyves runs off to the kitchen*
*Mack and Sam sit in prolonged silence; Lemeza is eating curry in the background*
Sam: ...so...
Sam: What d'you think's gonna happen this round?
Mack: How should I know?
Sam: Didn't we get a letter about it the other day?
Mack: ...
*Mack fishes through his pockets and takes out the letter*
Sam: You didn't even open it!
Mack: Why bother? Not like it'll tell us anything useful.
Sam: Well, you don't know until you try.
Mack: FINE! Anything to make you happy. *scowl*
Mack: *opens the letter* Round four, blah blah blah, the usual...
Mack: Here we go--"Enclosed is a photo of your next opponent."
*Mack unfolds the rest of the letter, but there's no photo. Then he turns over the envelope and shakes it, but nothing comes out*
Mack: WHERE'S THE PHOTO?!
Sam: Don't look at me...
Mack: *throws the letter and envelope on the floor* I TOLD you it was a waste of time! They didn't even mention anything about fortresses!
Jyves: Here you are, sirs! One pasta alfredo and one daily special.
Sam: *looks* Salmon, green onion, and cheese?
Mack: *stares at his plate* ...jalapenos?
Jyves: I thought I'd spice things up a bit with a little variation!
Mack: What kind of idiot puts jalapenos in pasta alfredo?!
Mack: *pushes away the plate* Send it back and tell the chef that I want some REAL food.
Sam: Uh...Mack...
Jyves: ...
Jyves: *steaming* YOU WOULDN'T KNOW REAL FOOD IF IT CAME FROM A FIVE STAR RESTAURANT!
Mack: Neither does the chef, apparently.
Sam: Mack, I think he's the chef. *points*
Mack: What? *turns to stare at Jyves*
*Jyves is looking down and sees the envelope (addressed to Mack and Sam) and letter on the floor*
*Mack looks, too*
*Jyves checks his watch, which reads: "Round 4 Opponents: Mack & Sam Shennigan*
Jyves: *close-up* ...
Jyves: I get it now...
Jyves: YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN MY RESTAURANT FORTRESS!
Mack: FORTRESS?!
Sam: You mean--?!
Jyves: That's right--I'm your opponent. I'll show you just what a real chef can do!
Jyves: Fortress, activate!
*nothing happens*
Jyves: ...
*Jyves moves over to push a giant button on the wall*
*the building begins to shake*
Mack: SAM! RUN!
Sam: Don't need to tell me twice!
*the two run towards the camera as the restaurant rises up out of the ground, revealing the bottom part of the fortress*
----
*Mack and Sam climb back up into the Briefcase*
Crew123: ~Welcome to--
Mack: *scowls* No time for that! Where's the bridge?
Crew2: You hear that boys? They wanna go to the bridge!
*one of them whistles, and more crew members show up*
Mack: Just how many of you guys are there?!
Crew4: We're generics!
*they pick up Mack and Sam*
Mack: HEY! What're you--!
Sam: Huh?
*the crew members carry them to the bridge*
Mack: PUT ME DOWN!!
Sam: Wheeeeee~!
Crew: ~To the bridge, to the bridge~
*they eventually get to the bridge*
Crew: ~Here we are at the bridge, the command center at the ridge~
*the main screen shows Jyves' fortress closing in fast*
Crew: ~The enemy approaches!~
Jyves: I won't let you guys destroy my restaurant!
Jyves: Hard-boiled Egg Bomb!
*launches eggs at the Briefcase, which explode on contact*
*rumble*
Crew: ~We're under seige! But our case won't flop that easily~
Mack: ENOUGH with the singing! How do we control this thing?!
Crew: First we need music~
Mack: Right. Music. *looks at the control panel--all the buttons look the same*
Mack: ARGH!! What is WITH this stupid thing?!
Mack: Which button is which?!
Sam: Use your head, silly!
Mack: DAMMIT!! *smashes head on control panel*
*a turntable flips out from the wall, along with a shelf of records*
Sam: Hey, you did it!
Sam: Oooh, old school!
Mack: Oh, that's just great. What're we gonna do, destroy his hearing?
Sam: It's worth a shot. *looks through the records*
Sam: *pulls one out [Gloom of the Duelist]* How about this?
Mack: I don't care! Just play it!
*Sam puts on the record*
Mack: Now what?
Crew: ~Sing, sing, sing with a swing!~
Mack: What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?!
Sam: Oh! I get it!
Sam: ~You gotta move a little to the right, a little to the left
Go straight ahead and throw a treble clef!~
*the Briefcase moves and launches treble clefs at the Restaurant*
Sam: There we go! You gotta sing the commands, Mack!
Mack: *glare* And come up with cheesy rhymes, too?
Crew: ~That's right! This's the way!~
*the Briefcase dodges more egg bombs*
Sam: Looks like some of those eggs were rotten!
Mack: *facepalm* ...
Jyves: Have a taste of this! Long-range Linguini!
*nothing happens*
Jyves: How come we're not attacking?
Plush JP: I'm terribly sorry, Chef Jyves. We're having some...trouble in the kitchen.
Jyves: What?
*runs to the kitchen*
Jyves: What's the hold-up, guys?
Plush Ramsay: UNBELIEVABLE!!
Plush Ramsay: You mean to tell me that you would actually SERVE this *BEEP*?
Plush Jyves: *nods* ...
Plush Ramsay: *BEEP*
*Plush Ramsay throws the plate across the room...and it hits Jyves in the face*
Plush Ramsay: Make it again! *BEEP*
Jyves: Who put YOU in charge of MY kitchen?!
Plush Ramsay: Don't you DARE talk back to me you *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*!
*Plush Jyves watches as they argue*
*outside, Announcer walks down the street*
*as he passes by the fortress, Jyves goes flying out*
Announcer: Wha--? How did that happen?!
*Mack and Sam watch what's happening on-screen*
Mack: Did he just get kicked out of his own restaurant?
Sam: I think he just got kicked out of his own restaurant...
Announcer: *appears on-screen* An Announcer appears! Command?
Mack: AAAUGH!!
Announcer: Well, it seems that due to some shennigans in the kitchen, Jyves can no longer continue the fight! That makes this round's winners Sam and Mack Shenanigan!
Mack: IT'S SHENNIGAN!! YOU GOT IT MIXED UP!!
Sam: Just let it go, Mack...
*outside*
Jyves: I can't believe I got kicked out of my own restaurant... Can't a guy make an honest living anymore?!
*Plush Jyves pats him on the shoulder*
Jyves: You're right... Tomorrow's another day. I won't give up.
Jyves: I still have the main course to prepare!
[END]
Mack and Sam vs Jyves
*apartment--Mack is sitting at his desk reading Red Harvest; Sam is sitting on the cot playing WA4.*
*long shot of them sitting far apart, facing away from each other*
(sounds from the TV): Jump! Once more! Attack! Accelerate!
(more TV sounds): I'm pretty confident in everything from the neck up.
*Mack turns the page*
*rumbling and a huge noise--and a strong wind blows in through the open window. Papers are blown around, and some of them hit Mack in the head*
Mack: SAAAAM!!
Sam: It wasn't me! *innocent look*
*the floor starts shaking*
Sam: Gah! What was that?!
Mack: ... *runs to the window*
Mack: ...?!
*Cad is in a helicopter, hovering right in front of the apartment window.*
Cad: Hi! *grins and waves*
Mack: What the--?!
Cad: Sorry to bother you and all, but I'm kinda lost... Do you happen to know if a "Mack and Sam" live around here?
Mack: Who's asking? *glare*
Cad: Uhh... Well, I have a special delivery from Clan Kanareshii.
Sam: Delivery? *Sam walks up beside Mack*
Cad: Yeah, I've got a for--
Cad: Say... Don't I know you guys from somewhere?
*flashback to "Finger"*
Mack: ...we've never met before.
Cad: That's weird, 'cause I could've sworn--
Mack: Nevermind that! We're Mack and Sam.
Cad: Oh...
Cad: OH! Okay, I'll just set the fortress over here then.
Sam: Fortress?
Mack: Hold it right there, bub. I don't remember anything about ordering a fortress. What's the big idea?
Cad: Well, all BRR contestants need a fortress for this round.
Mack: ...
Sam: You mean... We've got our own fortress?!
Sam: AWESOME! *runs for the door*
Mack: Hey wait-- SAM!
Sam: *running down the stairs* Wheeeee! Fortress!
*Sam runs out of the building and suddenly skids to a halt*
Sam: ...huh? *looks up*
*shot of Sam staring up at the Briefcase*
Sam: Er... There's gotta be some mistake...right?
Cad: Nope, this is it! We put your profiles in the fortress generator and...well...
*Mack shuffles over*
Mack: ...that's it? That's our "fortress"?
Mack: Oh, that's just great! Everyone else probably has a castle or tank or something heavily armed--and we'll go in fighting against them with a goddamn BRIEFCASE!!
Cad: Hey, don't go blaming the mechanics. We just followed the blueprints.
Sam: Well, it could be worse, Mack... We could have ended up with a giant pink heart-shaped fortress that shoots Cupid arrows or something.
Mack: ...you're insane.
Mack: How the hell did you get it to fit in the street, anyway?
Cad: *shrugs* It's Byako.
Mack: *facepalm* ...PLEASE tell me that it at least comes with some sort of weapon.
Cad: Even better! *takes out a remote control and presses a button*
*the Briefcase opens up to reveal the town of Dal Segno.*
Mack: .................
Sam: WOW! Our own portable paradise!
Cad: Well, I gotta go make the next delivery.
Cad: She's all yours! *hands Mack the remote*
Mack: Gee, thanks.
Cad: Don't mention it!
Cad: Just let us know if something needs fixing! *waves and leaves*
Mack: *mutters* Like your hair?
Sam: Wait... Haven't we seen that guy some--
Mack: NO.
*Mack and Sam stare at the front of the Briefcase*
Mack: How the hell are we supposed to get in?
Sam: Uhh... Try the remote?
*Mack struggles with the remote*
Sam: Maybe if you pushed a button?
Mack: Which one?! They're all the damn same!
Sam: Gimme that... *takes the remote and tries a button*
*a ladder pops out and lowers itself*
Sam: There we go!
*they climb up the ladder*
----
*they reach the main gate*
Sam: *reading the sign* "Welcome to Dal Segno"
Mack: Why do I get the feeling I'm not gonna like this?
*they walk through the gates*
*the streets are deserted, but music can be heard in the distance*
Sam: *looks around* Gee, I wonder where all the people are.
Mack: Don't tell me we inherited a ghost town...
Crew1: Hey, it's them!
Crew2: Hit it!
*one of the crew members puts on a record*
[the crew greets them with a welcome song]
Crew1: ~Welcome to our town!~
[Insert more lyrics here... Something mentioning the features of the town--bars, pubs, inns, hotels...something like that. -Kenton Alkemi 7/18/08 1:20 PM ]
Mack: What the--? Just who ARE you guys, anyway?!
Crew1: ~We're your crew, we're your crew
We're not lying, bub, it's true!~
Crew2: ~We look the same with different names,
But not one of us is blue!~
*the three pose*
Crew3: Though we are kinda lonely...
Crew2: No one visits us much, you see.
Crew123: ~But loneliness doesn't stop us from dancing 'round with gleeeeeeeeeeee~
Crew 1: Dance break!
*Sam snaps his fingers and taps along to the beat of the song*
Sam: Heey, this tune is kinda catchy!
*...then he joins them in dancing*
*Mack stares in disapproval, then rubs his temple in frustration; he notices a nearby cafe*
Mack: Give me a minute...
Sam: ~Alright, whatever you say~ *singing and dancing with the crew*
*Mack enters the cafe*
Clerk: Welcome! What can I get for you?
Mack: FINALLY someone with some sense!
Mack: One coffee, please.
Clerk: Coffee?
Barrista: Did he say coffee?
Clerk: The man wants a coffee!
Clerk: ~In the afternoon along with a guest,
Or in the early morning cramming for a test~
Barrista: ~There's only one drink that fits the situation,
Trust me--the barrista knows best!~
Clerk: I gotta have coffee--the only drink for me!
I gotta have coffee--it's way better than tea~
Barrista: How do you take your coffee, anyway?
Clerk: Black--as my soul!
Barrista: Ouch!
Mack: ...can I have my coffee now?
*the two ignore Mack and continue to sing*
Barrista: ~Way down among Brazilians coffee beans grow by the billions
So they've got to find those extra cups to fill--~
Clerk: ~They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil!~
Mack: ARGH! Forget it!
*Mack storms out while the clerk and barrista keep singing*
Clerk and Barrista: ~We gotta have coffee--as strong as can be!
We gotta have coffee--it's our job, you see!~
Clerk: ~Without my coffee, I'll continue to snore~
Barrista: ~And if I don't get my coffee, the morning's just a bore...~
*Clerk and Barrista finish up their song*
Clerk: ...hey, where'd he go?
*back outside*
Sam: I'm starving. Let's find something to eat!
Mack: Fine, whatever!
Sam: Uhh... *looks down the street and points randomly* What about that place?
Mack: I DON'T CARE! Just get me away from these idiots!
*they enter the restaurant*
*the wait staff rises to break into song; Mack stares in disgust*
*Mack leaves, dragging Sam with him, before the wait staff can start singing*
Sam: Ow! What are you--
Mack: We're leaving.
Sam: What about lunch?
Mack: There's a place across the way.
Sam: But we're right here!
Mack: I can't STAND this town! No wonder people don't want to live here!
*long shot of them walking towards the "restaurant," the fortress*
----
*Mack and Sam are sitting at a table. Mack browses the menu, while Sam looks around at the decor*
Sam: I think the restaurant at our place looks better...
Mack: Bull. I'll be damned if I have to sing for my supper.
Sam: ...isn't that what we already do?
Mack: ...
Mack: Shut it! *picks up a dinner roll (Hot Cross Bun from Odin Sphere) from the table and throws it at Sam*
Sam: OW! *the roll bounces off his head and rolls onto the floor*
Sam: *picks up the roll from the floor* ...
*...and takes a bite*
Mack: What's a French place doing serving Italian food, anyway?
*Sam shrugs*
Jyves: Hi! What'll you two be having today?
Mack: I'll try the pasta alfredo.
Sam: Pizza! The daily special, please.
Jyves: Oh! That's one of my favorites! *big smile*
Jyves: I'll be back with your orders in no time flat!
*Jyves runs off to the kitchen*
*Mack and Sam sit in prolonged silence; Lemeza is eating curry in the background*
Sam: ...so...
Sam: What d'you think's gonna happen this round?
Mack: How should I know?
Sam: Didn't we get a letter about it the other day?
Mack: ...
*Mack fishes through his pockets and takes out the letter*
Sam: You didn't even open it!
Mack: Why bother? Not like it'll tell us anything useful.
Sam: Well, you don't know until you try.
Mack: FINE! Anything to make you happy. *scowl*
Mack: *opens the letter* Round four, blah blah blah, the usual...
Mack: Here we go--"Enclosed is a photo of your next opponent."
*Mack unfolds the rest of the letter, but there's no photo. Then he turns over the envelope and shakes it, but nothing comes out*
Mack: WHERE'S THE PHOTO?!
Sam: Don't look at me...
Mack: *throws the letter and envelope on the floor* I TOLD you it was a waste of time! They didn't even mention anything about fortresses!
Jyves: Here you are, sirs! One pasta alfredo and one daily special.
Sam: *looks* Salmon, green onion, and cheese?
Mack: *stares at his plate* ...jalapenos?
Jyves: I thought I'd spice things up a bit with a little variation!
Mack: What kind of idiot puts jalapenos in pasta alfredo?!
Mack: *pushes away the plate* Send it back and tell the chef that I want some REAL food.
Sam: Uh...Mack...
Jyves: ...
Jyves: *steaming* YOU WOULDN'T KNOW REAL FOOD IF IT CAME FROM A FIVE STAR RESTAURANT!
Mack: Neither does the chef, apparently.
Sam: Mack, I think he's the chef. *points*
Mack: What? *turns to stare at Jyves*
*Jyves is looking down and sees the envelope (addressed to Mack and Sam) and letter on the floor*
*Mack looks, too*
*Jyves checks his watch, which reads: "Round 4 Opponents: Mack & Sam Shennigan*
Jyves: *close-up* ...
Jyves: I get it now...
Jyves: YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN MY RESTAURANT FORTRESS!
Mack: FORTRESS?!
Sam: You mean--?!
Jyves: That's right--I'm your opponent. I'll show you just what a real chef can do!
Jyves: Fortress, activate!
*nothing happens*
Jyves: ...
*Jyves moves over to push a giant button on the wall*
*the building begins to shake*
Mack: SAM! RUN!
Sam: Don't need to tell me twice!
*the two run towards the camera as the restaurant rises up out of the ground, revealing the bottom part of the fortress*
----
*Mack and Sam climb back up into the Briefcase*
Crew123: ~Welcome to--
Mack: *scowls* No time for that! Where's the bridge?
Crew2: You hear that boys? They wanna go to the bridge!
*one of them whistles, and more crew members show up*
Mack: Just how many of you guys are there?!
Crew4: We're generics!
*they pick up Mack and Sam*
Mack: HEY! What're you--!
Sam: Huh?
*the crew members carry them to the bridge*
Mack: PUT ME DOWN!!
Sam: Wheeeeee~!
Crew: ~To the bridge, to the bridge~
*they eventually get to the bridge*
Crew: ~Here we are at the bridge, the command center at the ridge~
*the main screen shows Jyves' fortress closing in fast*
Crew: ~The enemy approaches!~
Jyves: I won't let you guys destroy my restaurant!
Jyves: Hard-boiled Egg Bomb!
*launches eggs at the Briefcase, which explode on contact*
*rumble*
Crew: ~We're under seige! But our case won't flop that easily~
Mack: ENOUGH with the singing! How do we control this thing?!
Crew: First we need music~
Mack: Right. Music. *looks at the control panel--all the buttons look the same*
Mack: ARGH!! What is WITH this stupid thing?!
Mack: Which button is which?!
Sam: Use your head, silly!
Mack: DAMMIT!! *smashes head on control panel*
*a turntable flips out from the wall, along with a shelf of records*
Sam: Hey, you did it!
Sam: Oooh, old school!
Mack: Oh, that's just great. What're we gonna do, destroy his hearing?
Sam: It's worth a shot. *looks through the records*
Sam: *pulls one out [Gloom of the Duelist]* How about this?
Mack: I don't care! Just play it!
*Sam puts on the record*
Mack: Now what?
Crew: ~Sing, sing, sing with a swing!~
Mack: What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?!
Sam: Oh! I get it!
Sam: ~You gotta move a little to the right, a little to the left
Go straight ahead and throw a treble clef!~
*the Briefcase moves and launches treble clefs at the Restaurant*
Sam: There we go! You gotta sing the commands, Mack!
Mack: *glare* And come up with cheesy rhymes, too?
Crew: ~That's right! This's the way!~
*the Briefcase dodges more egg bombs*
Sam: Looks like some of those eggs were rotten!
Mack: *facepalm* ...
Jyves: Have a taste of this! Long-range Linguini!
*nothing happens*
Jyves: How come we're not attacking?
Plush JP: I'm terribly sorry, Chef Jyves. We're having some...trouble in the kitchen.
Jyves: What?
*runs to the kitchen*
Jyves: What's the hold-up, guys?
Plush Ramsay: UNBELIEVABLE!!
Plush Ramsay: You mean to tell me that you would actually SERVE this *BEEP*?
Plush Jyves: *nods* ...
Plush Ramsay: *BEEP*
*Plush Ramsay throws the plate across the room...and it hits Jyves in the face*
Plush Ramsay: Make it again! *BEEP*
Jyves: Who put YOU in charge of MY kitchen?!
Plush Ramsay: Don't you DARE talk back to me you *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*!
*Plush Jyves watches as they argue*
*outside, Announcer walks down the street*
*as he passes by the fortress, Jyves goes flying out*
Announcer: Wha--? How did that happen?!
*Mack and Sam watch what's happening on-screen*
Mack: Did he just get kicked out of his own restaurant?
Sam: I think he just got kicked out of his own restaurant...
Announcer: *appears on-screen* An Announcer appears! Command?
Mack: AAAUGH!!
Announcer: Well, it seems that due to some shennigans in the kitchen, Jyves can no longer continue the fight! That makes this round's winners Sam and Mack Shenanigan!
Mack: IT'S SHENNIGAN!! YOU GOT IT MIXED UP!!
Sam: Just let it go, Mack...
*outside*
Jyves: I can't believe I got kicked out of my own restaurant... Can't a guy make an honest living anymore?!
*Plush Jyves pats him on the shoulder*
Jyves: You're right... Tomorrow's another day. I won't give up.
Jyves: I still have the main course to prepare!
[END]
[EDIT] Script is finished, but the drawing is...well...not. I'm only uploading this for continuity.
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*sigh* Well, procrastination finally got the better of me. I copped out, sure, but this is better than no entry at all.
If you were wondering about my process, well... this is what things look like in the planning stage.
, PLEASE let me know if you have any adjustments/suggestions for Jyves lines.
Mack, Sam, and Cadwallander (c) me
Jyves (c)
*goes to cry in the corner*
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*sigh* Well, procrastination finally got the better of me. I copped out, sure, but this is better than no entry at all.
If you were wondering about my process, well... this is what things look like in the planning stage.
, PLEASE let me know if you have any adjustments/suggestions for Jyves lines.
Mack, Sam, and Cadwallander (c) me
Jyves (c)
*goes to cry in the corner*
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^_^ very nice